Barry is going to turn me into a better fighter and I’m going to try and turn his anatomy back into some resemblance of what God and or nature intended…because he sure as hell got himself a long, long way from what was intended.
Having guys trying to take your arms off and beat you to death with them has got to take its toll.
I’ll give you a brief run down of what we have to sort out from the top down:
Brain…well I really can’t do anything about the problems there.
Neck…one too many guillotines I’d say…because it is screwed.
Shoulders…well have a look at this….
See anything unusual here?
He has one stiff shoulder and one hyper mobile one.
Back…he has one side built like Tarzan’s and the other side built like Jane’s.
I actually was sure that he was a lefty!
Hips…oh my…I don’t even know where to start…I could be here all night…suffice to say…we have a lot of work to do…particularly with one very stick SI joint.
Legs…beside the fact that they look like pipe cleaners…not too much of an issue here…he has problems don’t get me wrong…but mainly hip related and I think they’ll clear up when we get his hip issues sorted out.
…and I almost forgot…he’s got a bad toe…and a wrist that I’d hazard a guess is still broken from years ago…but that’s the least of our problems.