…that would of worked better if Macker was heading off to France…he’s off to the Ospreys in Swansea, Wales and I thought saying ‘Da bo chi’ might go over peoples heads.
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Liars and cheaters
Posted by Will Heffernan on April 15, 2009
I have them all…I suppose it’s only right since I pretty much made them that way and athletes end up being a reflection of their coaches.
I thought I would post another different type of session for you….most of you won’t get to try it as it requires three people and I know if you are reading this you are most likely a friendless loser who spends more time reading about training than actually doing it but I’ll post it anyway.
Team Conditioning Session
This is a high intensity sort duration muscular endurance session…very much power orientated and done in groups of three.
Warm Ups – 10 mins of cardio along with some hip and shoulder mobility work…you know the deal by now.
Work Block 1
100 KB (20kg) Squats
100 Push Ups
50 Pull Ups
Work Block 2
100 Step Ups (30 inch box each leg)
50 Inverted Rows
50 DB Presses (18kg each arm)
Work Block 3
50 Trap Bar Deadlifts (100kg)
100 Bench Press (60kg)
50 DB Rows (30kg each arm)
Work Block 4
100 Box Jumps (30 inch box)
100 Floor Presses (25kg each arm)
100 Sit Ups
Work Block 5
50 Elevated Split Squats (each leg)
50 Push Press (60kg)
50 Barbell Rows (60kg)
Work Block 6
100 Natural Reverse Hypers
100 Back Extensions
100 Hanging Leg Raises
So…the way it worked is the lads break into groups of three. All the groups had different strategies…I don’t care how people do these sessions because they always end the same way…bloody hard…the groups are timed on each block and the times go up on the board and the cumulative time is calculated at the end.
To give you some idea of the way it is supposed to work…I put these blocks together to last 5 minutes each if they are done well and done flat out…so the total work time is 30 minutes for the blocks. All the groups start at once and there is a minute recovery between blocks timed from when the last group finishes the particular block they are on.
Now to the reason for the liars and cheaters remark in the title. I came in this morning and looked at some of the times on the board…one thing in particular struck me…many of the lads are liars and cheats…I looked at the times for Work Block 1….earlier yesterday Nasher, Pottsy and myself did this entire session before all the other lads did it in the afternoon and evening…it took us 6 minute to do Work Block 1…now keep in mind that Pottsy and myself are exceptional athletes of the highest calibre and even though we had to basically carry Nasher through the entire session as he was constantly out of breath from crying and moaning about his sore toe.

So anyway…one of the groups had a time of 1 minute 38 seconds on the board and another had 1 minute 50 seconds. Just think about that for a second….100 KB squats, 100 push ups and 50 pull ups…in 1 minute and 38 seconds? Give me a fucking break! As I am sure you realise…1 minute and 40 seconds is 100 seconds…so even if they were just doing the KB squats they’d have had to do them faster than 1 rep a second….ignoring the fact that they had to also slip in 100 push ups and 50 pull ups in their downtime between the 1 rep a second they were doing on the KB Squats. Thankfully about 10 minutes after I walked in this morning 3 of these liars and cheats walked in…these 3 were 2 members of the 1 minute 38 second group and 1 member of the 1 minute 50 second. After telling them that they were totally full of shit I got €100 out of my wallet and offered it to them if they could do it in under 2 minutes.
They didn’t even get close…I didn’t count all the push ups or pull ups (and I’m positive they cheated anyway) but they took more than 2 minutes to get the 100 KB Squats done…so they didn’t get rich this morning.
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More brilliant emails
Posted by Will Heffernan on April 7, 2009
I got an email today asking about whether the fact that I wasn’t blogging so often was because I’d lost my job…which I though was funny since I am self employed and that would basically involve firing myself. Now don’t think I haven’t come close a few times…I do make myself mad sometimes but no the reason that I’ve been blogging a little less is not because I have been sacked its because I’ve been busier than normal…not much busier…just a bit busier.
Real live athletes training in a real live gym

I thought I better put up a bit of training stuff as well…this is what they got up to tonight.

So in case that is all as clear as mud…they did two blocks of cardio with a short sharp strength block in between and did three of these in total.
Denise is trying to get back in my good books
This looks like an apology to me?

Seminar matters
I sent out all the PDF’s of Lyle’s seminar this morning so if you didn’t get them and you were at the seminar you better email me and let me know. I am going to write a full seminar review as soon as I get time…it might have to wait for the weekend though. We’ll see how we go.
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Pass the parcel
Posted by Will Heffernan on March 16, 2009
I got this email today:
You know what you shouldn’t try? Paired plate shifting on AstroTurf. My fucking elbows are torn up.
That’s why we do them on a mat…and do you know what…if you are willing to go crazy you can even do it as a threesome or a foursome…nothing like sharing the pain around.

8 laps one way and 8 laps the other way...3 sets...2 mins between sets
Fitness Testing
The funniest bit of my day today was when we were laughing about our new fitness testing method and Jimmy who hadn’t been ‘tested’ want me to test him…I told him to got get my tape out of the drawer. He came back with this…

A little optimistic don't you think?
I meant my girth tape and he comes back with a 30 metre measuring tape…now Jimmy has a good set of guns on him but they aren’t even close to 30 metres in circumference.
They were all chasing Andy’s temporary record of 16 3/4 inches…
Unfortunately for everybody Logi came in and unsheathed his 17 3/4 inch pythons and ended all the arguments. So that’s it for testing from now on…every 6 weeks we’ll get out the tape measure and see who really is the fittest.
Session of the Day
A bunch of the gals that were in today all did this:
Bike – 5 mins
Row – 10×100m with 30 sec recovery
1A Leg Press – 5 reps
1B Lat Pulldowns – 5 reps
1C Push Ups
10 minute work block…as many laps as possible.
Row – 10×100m with 45 sec recovery
2A Step Ups – 5 each leg
2B DB Row – 5 each side
2C DB Shoulder Press – 5 each side
Row – 10×100m with 60 sec recovery
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The show has to go on
Posted by Will Heffernan on March 14, 2009
Naturally if I was someone other than who I am I would be leaving that last post up and probably not doing anything with the blog for a week or so and maximise exposure…but thankfully I am not that guy.
The lads did some conditioning work…Traps is nursing a dead leg…so it went like this:
Single Arm Kettlebell Swings – 5
Single Arm Kettlebell Rows – 5
Single Arm Kettlebell Press – 2
It was a 10 minute work block…they weren’t allowed to put the kettlebell down for the 10 minutes…5 swings, row and presses on one arm then repeat on the other side.
Then Ab Rollouts
Pull Ups – 3
Elevated Push Ups – 10
Another 10 minute work block…as many sets as they could manage….then they did 3 sets of this:
This is a variation that we do on this…..after all…sharing is caring…even if what you are sharing is fatigue.
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This ones going out to my main man Joel
Posted by Will Heffernan on March 11, 2009
I can’t find Joel’s question but I think it was something about inverted rows…or more to the point..improving them…so Joel if this isn’t what you were after ask again and I’ll have another crack at it.
Just as an aside. I was checking out the stats on YouTube and this is the video of all the videos I have on YouTube that has the most views.
I just thought I would throw it up here because it seems like soooo long ago now and I thought the lads in the video would get a kick out of it.
While I’m at it…well done to James McGee who although he lost his first ever Davis Cup match going down in 4 sets backed up the next day to win a thrilling doubles match to seal the deal for Ireland…well done James…yet another successful athlete that I don’t coach in the facility that I don’t have.

James practicing his Jedi levitation skills that only a Yoda like myself could teach
As an aside to my aside…I heard yesterday that as per usual I had no one to coach…that athletes and clients were leaving in droves and that it was all doom and gloom for me apparently…and I just want to confirm that yes….things are so bad that I will be opening another new 6,500 square foot facility on the north side of Dublin just to keep up the façade and am in the process of hiring yet more actors to pretend to be athletes…that’s how bad things have gotten for me…more news in the not too distant future.
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